Math puns below all expectations

More math jokes? Really?

Hey, have you ever noticed what’s odd?
Every other number!

Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows?
They make snow angles!

Which tool is best for math?
The multi-pliers.

Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?
Dive-ision!

What do you call a hen who counted her own eggs?
A mathemachicken!

Math puns

My love for math makes me the square root of all evil.

A square life may be simple, but it’s always on point.

Squares get stuff done — they’ve got all sides covered!

Step aside circles – square is where the fun gets edgy!

I’m in love with geometry because it’s so square-riffic.

Squares are the real trendsetters in the geometry world!

Being a square means I’ve got four sides to every story!

What about math jokes?

Why was the math book so sad? Because it had so many problems.

What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Who’s the king of the pencil case? The ruler.

It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping. They come prepared with a pair of axis.

More math jokes?

What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-azoid!

I don’t get the point of decimals. I’m more partial to fractions.

What did one algebra book say to the other? “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”

Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve its problems.